Office Manager Policy

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It is my responsibility, duty and honour to run a tight ship, keep people in line, keep them healthy and safe. My office is my world and my world is an ordered one.

Wednesday

This is not a Halfords showroom!!!

Bikes. Environmentally friendly. Congestion friendly. Parked in office. Not office friendly. Tire tracks on the tiles. Oil on the rug. Protruding pump. Send allstaffer repeating instruction to not have bikes left in the office. Explain aesthetic disadvantages. Explain health and safety disadvantages. Remind of H&S policy. Quote appropriate section. Quote appropriate sub-section.

No response.

Think.

Extreme measures needed.

Wait. Think. Revenge.

That is all...

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