Meeting with potential new “Sandwich Man” – person to attend onsite and offer their wares to staff. Negates need to leave building. Decreases loss of time away from desk. Increases productivity. Provides limited outside exposure.
Current “Sandwich Man” distracting. Handsome. Big arms. Chiselled. Not conducive to working environment. Creates unnecessary fracas. Keen to dismiss. Olivia not.
Rep from “Yumm” displays “Yumm” menu. Investigate. Strange fillings. Strange flavours. No Cheese Savoury. Disappointed.
“Yumm” produces samples. Soggy. No crusts. Filling no descript. Organic. Crisps. Lobster flavour. Raise concern over personal allergy to shellfish. Lobster flavouring. No worries. Sample crisp. Feel strange. Throat tightens. Locate personal anti-histamine supply. Take pill. “Yumm” apologises. Too late. Get out.
That is all…
Monday
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