Log into Kitchen Cam.
CCTV on food preparation area. Tool to combat flagrant abuse of the facilities.
It’s not working.
T-Bags on the kitchen top. Food on the kitchen top. Food in the sink. Dishes left to rot. Disease invited to lunch! Extreme measures needed. Allstaffer sent out with a warning. No response. Why would there be, they’ve all died from the dysentery they invited into the kitchen. If only. Think. Wait. Revenge.
That is all...
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Confessions of an Office Manager
Office Manager Policy
- The Office Manager
- It is my responsibility, duty and honour to run a tight ship, keep people in line, keep them healthy and safe. My office is my world and my world is an ordered one.
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January
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- Recycling Policy
- Fridge Policy
- Health and Safety Digest
- The return to work
- Assessment and Goodbye
- First Aid Course – Final Lesson
- First Aid Course – First Aid. At Last
- First Aid Course – Day 2
- First Aid Course – Getting to know you
- First Aid Course – Day 1
- Handover meeting
- Handover Notes
- Dishwasher Disaster
- Come and get it…in moderation
- Clamping down
- This is not a Halfords showroom!!!
- New battle
- Sign here
- Go away!
- Learn RESPECT through REVENGE
- NO RESPECT!!!!
- Decision time
- Leave me alone
- Here again
- Meeting of Minds
- They’ve been set-up
- Stand by your beds…well, worskstations!
- Silence
- Battle of s**ts
- And so it begins
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