Office Manager Policy

My photo
It is my responsibility, duty and honour to run a tight ship, keep people in line, keep them healthy and safe. My office is my world and my world is an ordered one.

Thursday

Come and get it…in moderation

Bikes need reclaiming. Naughty box items need reclaiming. Banter. Social. I smile.

Asses office fruit stocks. Statistically accurate and sufficient for compliment of staff. Stocks low. Over consumption. Work out fair and workable distribution policy for fruit stocks. Send allstaffer with rationing allowance from bananas to grapes. Explain importance of rationing. Threaten removal of fruit stock if rationing is not adhered to. More banter. Inappropriate. Stock situation serious. I don’t smile.

That is all…

No comments:

Post a Comment