Office Manager Policy

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It is my responsibility, duty and honour to run a tight ship, keep people in line, keep them healthy and safe. My office is my world and my world is an ordered one.

Thursday

Annual Leave Day

Annual leave. Rest day. Phone call 7.30am. Cleaners unable to gain access. Olivia not on site. Call Olivia. Answer phone. Leave message. Contact Keyholding company. Instruct agent to attend onsite. Allow access to cleaners. Agent calls. Access already granted. Olivia arrived 8am. No return call. Email Olivia expressing concern. Olivia responds. Transport trouble. Frowny face. Consult transport website. Website corroborates story. Respond accordingly. No punctuation expression.
Work on Policy Document and Budget Report for meeting with MD.

Phone call. Power outage. Contact landord and power supplier. Resolution.

Phone call. Telephones down. Instruct Olivia to reset router. Give step by step guide. Olivia responds. Back up and running. Smiley face. Respond pointing out Building Manual should be used for all eventualities. 250 pages of what to do. When to do it. Who to contact.

Phone call. Photocopier malfunction. Respond accordingly.

Phone call. Burglar alarm fault. Respond accordingly.

Phone call. Shower room flooded. Respond accordingly.

Phone silent. No calls.

Complete Budget Report.

Complete Policy Document.

Enjoy ‘Murder She Wrote’ box set.

That is all…

1 comment:

  1. Murder She wrote.....

    My God Man get with Burn Notice...!

    Learn how to blow up the Office with Cleaning Materials and some Copier Toner!

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