Office Manager Policy

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It is my responsibility, duty and honour to run a tight ship, keep people in line, keep them healthy and safe. My office is my world and my world is an ordered one.

Thursday

Christmas Party Week – Day 4(1)

“Party” day. Arrive early. Three hours before office opens. Decorate office. Construct festive experience in entrance hall. Employ 160 Net Christmas Decoration Lights – Warm White. 8 functions: combination, steady on, twin-light chasing, in wave, twinkle, flashing, slo-glo and stepping on. Select wave function. May vary later in day. Remainder of entrance experience consists of; 9ft Green Plain Garland, Snow Spray Aerosol 150mlx3 to cover Garland with “snow.” Remainder of office daubed – at random – with Silver Tinsel – Chunky, Ruby Red Tinsel – Chunky, Forest Green Tinsel – Chunky. Estimate 80% of office is festively attired. Remaining 20% in view of at least 3 festive areas/decorations. Upload self-populated low key Christmas playlist to office music system. Reserve up-tempo for “party.”

Prepare (warm) mince pies, hot chocolate and Christmas hat for employee arrival.

Olivia first to arrive. Distribute (warm) mince pie. Hot chocolate. Christmas hat. Olivia smiles. Check watch. She’s late. Note to review Olivia’s time keeping.

That is all…

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