Office Manager Policy

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It is my responsibility, duty and honour to run a tight ship, keep people in line, keep them healthy and safe. My office is my world and my world is an ordered one.

Wednesday

Hat returned. Fork Contraband Investigation.

Desk abandoned. Use stealth. Use cunning. Use time. Wisely. Identify what needs to be found. Office fork supply distinguishable by layered inverted crescent design. Contraband fork smooth double rim effect. Offending tea bag pyramid shape. Office supply round. Attack drawers. Keep below reception desk. Out of eyeline. Notice dust on floor. Note to email Man in the Scarf regarding dust negligence. Note to increase scope of cleaning inspection. Phone rings. Panic. Divert. Panic avoided. Desk approached. Finance junior. Crouch low. Finance junior departs. Quicken pace. Look through drawer. Nothing. Look through another drawer. Nothing. No evidence. Time running out. Stationery drawer. Nothing. No offending knives. No offending teabags. Olivia’s laugh. Sweet laugh. Panic. Abandon search. Retreat. Nothing.

Roof repair complete. Invoice produced. Hat returned. Shouty Shorts snatches back. Placid brummy silent. Inspect roof. Impressive. Note to get quote for redecorating damp areas. Potential weekend work. Shouty Shorts leaves.

Akil produces inventory. Detailed. Cross referenced. Colour coded. Nice. Boy will go far. Faith he will prevail with evidence after all.

That is all…

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