Taxi Meeting(s)

Meet with taxi company account manager. Bald. Goatee. Designer glasses. Cheap suit. Question 12% admin fee on each fair. Essential for quality of service. Counter with list of complaints from staff. Driver unaware of location – despite Sat Nav. Wrong sized care. Wrong type of car. Late arrival. Stopping for fuel. Minor traffic accident – driver at fault. Bald Goatee will investigate. Demand journey credit/one month minus admin fee. Bald Goatee will investigate. Shake hands. Sovereign ring. Bracelet. Dislike Sovereign rings. Bracelet mildly tasteful.

Bald Goatee leaves. Olivia introduces taxi company rep. Called in “on the off chance.” Spikey. Goatee. Check time. Have time. Return to meeting room. Spikey confident. Laughs. Jokes. Get on with it. Same journey price. Minus service charge. Fleet not as big as incumbent company. One month trial.

Send immediate allstaffer detailing temporary Taxi Policy. All cabs to be booked with new company. Provide details. Install password on old account to prevent booking. Consider password and job codes for new company. Reduce frivolous abuse of taxi account.

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