Fork Policy Compromised

Receive response from Olivia RE suspicious lack of sign-in and sign-out of forks. Anger. Certain individual has black-market fork business. Providing disposable and regular forks for general usage. Actions contravene Fork Policy. Identity unknown. Think. Draw up list of suspects. Include Olivia. Move Olivia to top. Opportunity. Check. Reception is central. Heart of company. Comes into contact with everyone. Easy to move contraband forks through area. Motive. Check. Gain favour within company. Be seen as friendly face amongst sea of policies. Resources. Weekly petty cash budget. Fully equipped stationery/office equipment catalogue. Note to check invoices. Note to approach Olivia with caution. Do not want to compromise spoon policies. Gather evidence before accusation. Strike other suspects from list.

Send immediate allstaffer informing that I am aware of underground fork activity. Unnerve Olivia. Unnerve her she makes a mistake.

Log into Kitchen Cam. CCTV on food preparation area. Tool to combat abuse of services. Blank screen. Investigate network connection. Fully functional. Conduct physical inspection. Anger. Camera disconnected. Disregard for system. DISRESPECT!

Send immediate allstaffer informing of damage to company property. Point out legal charges could be brought against assailant.

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