Office Overnight

Use overnight stay productively. Research Solenoid Electromagnetic Bolt Locking System in lieu of engineer visit. Operating voltage 12/24VDC. Current draw 1.0 Amps @ 12VDC. Holding force up to 1200lbs/545kgs (x2). Satin Aluminium Anodised finish. Fail safe (unlocked). Installation requires leaf of door to be removed. Leaf weight=approx 250kgs. Await arrival of engineer. Interest in Solenoid Electromagnetic Bolting Locking System raised.

Cleaners attend past midnight. Observe work pattern/ethic. Work very hard do very little. Consult cleaning schedule. Send immediate email to Man in the Scarf detailing failings in compliance with cleaning schedule. Point out failings of cleaning schedule is breach of contract. Demand immediate action.

Reconsider organisation of Burlesque Life Drawing event. Compose email to Direct Line Manager. CC Managing Director. Point out farcical approach to Full Emergency Evacuation Drill must be punished. Legal requirement treated as joke. Request guidance. Suggest Pancake Evening may be more appropriate event. Under circumstances.

Decamp to kitchen. Remove all table spoons. Send immediate allstaffer regarding new Table Spoon Policy. Exactly same principal as Fork Policy (Dated 5 February). Furnish Olivia with Table Spoon/Fork Signout Form. Check progress of Fork Policy. Minimal amount of signout and return. Note to investigate.

Complete Building Inspection. Observe damp in several places. Note to get roofing company in for inspection. Note to check weather forecast. Note to insist of roof visit before next bout of heavy rain.

Complete Biscuit Audit. Stocks correct. Observe diet book on Olivia’s desk. Put two and two together. Arrive at four. Note to tell Olivia not to leave personal reading material on desk. Note to tell Olivia to observe highly unpopular clear desk policy. Note to tell cleaners to carry out clear desk instructions more vehemently.

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