Receive phone call from Amber. Effervescent voice. Over the top. Amber. Requested temp is available and excited about following week. Rachel will start 8.15am Monday. Usual hours 8.30 start. Extra fifteen minutes for handover and induction. Dress. Smart casual. Reiterate to Amber. Should Rachel prove unsuitable immediate replacement to be installed. Preferential list obvious from selection process. Amber agrees.
Decorating consumables arrive. Inspect delivery. Received twenty Painters Bib & Brace Deep pouch rubber button front pocket. Angled breast patch pocket. Back patch pocket. Rule pocket. Rubber button waist adjustment. Strong plastic snap fastening. Still only charged for one. Administrative error in our favour. Will save £12 per future decorating and manual labour activities. Quite a windfall. Like winning the lottery. Painting an Decorating lottery.
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