Arrive early. Cornered by Know All. He has a story. Pray for anyone else. Art Garfunkel hair arrives. Man on bicycle arrives. Removes bicycle clips. Makes joke. I query plan for day. Confused looks. More tea. More arrivals. New banter. Not involved. Flirty and Flirty 2 flirt. Twitchy laughs. Flirty laughs. Innocent laughs. Quiet laughs. Closet laughs. Cool laughs. Thug laughs. Actor laughs. Everyones Friend laughs. Dim laughs. White Van Man laughs. Posh laughs. Serial Course Attender laughs. Me – I don’t laugh. Know All has a story. Pub invite missing. Again. Maybe tonight. Maybe not. Enjoy biscuit.
Know Olivia is enjoying biscuit. Anger. More tea.
That is all…
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Tuesday
Monday
First Aid Course – Day 1
Planned route abandoned. Transport chaos. Enable Plan B. Negotiate madness. Successfully carry out Route Plan B. Arrive early. Training centre locked. Wait. Look at watch. People loiter. More arrive. Man on bicycle arrives. Greets crowd. Produces keys. Tries many. Success with none. Calls ‘June’. June stuck on bus. Removes bicycle clips. Wait for June. Tedious small talk. I refrain. Relationships start to form. I watch. Man off bicycle makes jokes. Not funny. Course now thrity minutes behind. Weather dubious. Possible showers. Lack of keys. Wet and late. June arrives. Art Garfunkel hair. Finally.
That is all…
That is all…
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