First Aid Course – First Aid. At Last

Partner up. Avoid Know All. Get Everyones Friend. Too friendly. Don’t want to be her friend. Chatty. Bubbly. Annoying.

Triangular bandage ready. Arm up. Fold. Position. Fold under. Bring around. Tie. Secure. Correct. She does it wrong. She does it wrong again. Hilarious. No it’s not. Tedious. Art Garfunkel Hair comes over. Hilarious. NO IT’S NOT! Get it right. Art Garfunkel Hair shows her. Again. Get’s it right. Hilarious. No it’s not. Dislocated shoulder. Fractured elbow. Broken arm. Triangular bandage mastered. Everyones Friend not my friend. Look forward to bandaging mouth injury.

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First Aid Course – Day 2

Arrive early. Cornered by Know All. He has a story. Pray for anyone else. Art Garfunkel hair arrives. Man on bicycle arrives. Removes bicycle clips. Makes joke. I query plan for day. Confused looks. More tea. More arrivals. New banter. Not involved. Flirty and Flirty 2 flirt. Twitchy laughs. Flirty laughs. Innocent laughs. Quiet laughs. Closet laughs. Cool laughs. Thug laughs. Actor laughs. Everyones Friend laughs. Dim laughs. White Van Man laughs. Posh laughs. Serial Course Attender laughs. Me – I don’t laugh. Know All has a story. Pub invite missing. Again. Maybe tonight. Maybe not. Enjoy biscuit.

Know Olivia is enjoying biscuit. Anger. More tea.

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