Office Manager Policy

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Showing posts with label Fork Policy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fork Policy. Show all posts

Thursday

Work Experience Update and Risk Assessment

Receive email form Managing Director’s PA. Office Move meeting moved to Friday PM due to diary clash. Respond accordingly.

Receive emails back from three potential Work Experience candidates. Not impressive. Decide on two for telephone interview. Arrange time Friday AM. Draw up questions.

Receive email from Managing Director regarding Risk Assessment. “Do what I need to do – don’t understand H&S.” Respond accordingly. Point out that post office move need new Risk Assessment. Doubt response. Begin plan to implement changes.

Subtle enquiries regarding Fork Policy violation. Negative outcome. Olivia protected. Need rethink. Need conclusion.

That is all…

Wednesday

Work Experience and Kitchen Cam

Consult work experience candidate file. Investigate CV’s for potential two week placement. Start ASAP. Look for outstanding applicants. None. Look for enthusiasm. Limited. Look for good grammar. Three potentials selected. Send immediate email to three potential candidates requesting further information relating to goals. Ambitions. Await response.

Kitchen Cam returned to full functionality. Position moved. More secure. Hidden. Network feed for Kitchen Cam strengthened. Further security. Set Kitchen Cam to record between 8am and 8pm.

Make discrete enquiries regarding Fork Policy infringement. Try small talk. Don’t like small talk.

That is all…

Fork Policy Compromised

Receive response from Olivia RE suspicious lack of sign-in and sign-out of forks. Anger. Certain individual has black-market fork business. Providing disposable and regular forks for general usage. Actions contravene Fork Policy. Identity unknown. Think. Draw up list of suspects. Include Olivia. Move Olivia to top. Opportunity. Check. Reception is central. Heart of company. Comes into contact with everyone. Easy to move contraband forks through area. Motive. Check. Gain favour within company. Be seen as friendly face amongst sea of policies. Resources. Weekly petty cash budget. Fully equipped stationery/office equipment catalogue. Note to check invoices. Note to approach Olivia with caution. Do not want to compromise spoon policies. Gather evidence before accusation. Strike other suspects from list.

Send immediate allstaffer informing that I am aware of underground fork activity. Unnerve Olivia. Unnerve her she makes a mistake.

Log into Kitchen Cam. CCTV on food preparation area. Tool to combat abuse of services. Blank screen. Investigate network connection. Fully functional. Conduct physical inspection. Anger. Camera disconnected. Disregard for system. DISRESPECT!

Send immediate allstaffer informing of damage to company property. Point out legal charges could be brought against assailant.

That is all…