Desk abandoned. Use stealth. Use cunning. Use time. Wisely. Identify what needs to be found. Office fork supply distinguishable by layered inverted crescent design. Contraband fork smooth double rim effect. Offending tea bag pyramid shape. Office supply round. Attack drawers. Keep below reception desk. Out of eyeline. Notice dust on floor. Note to email Man in the Scarf regarding dust negligence. Note to increase scope of cleaning inspection. Phone rings. Panic. Divert. Panic avoided. Desk approached. Finance junior. Crouch low. Finance junior departs. Quicken pace. Look through drawer. Nothing. Look through another drawer. Nothing. No evidence. Time running out. Stationery drawer. Nothing. No offending knives. No offending teabags. Olivia’s laugh. Sweet laugh. Panic. Abandon search. Retreat. Nothing.
Roof repair complete. Invoice produced. Hat returned. Shouty Shorts snatches back. Placid brummy silent. Inspect roof. Impressive. Note to get quote for redecorating damp areas. Potential weekend work. Shouty Shorts leaves.
Akil produces inventory. Detailed. Cross referenced. Colour coded. Nice. Boy will go far. Faith he will prevail with evidence after all.
That is all…
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Monday
Roofer Negotiation
Receive call from Shouting Shorts. Deaf roofer. Enquiring after lost hat. Inform that is has been tagged and bagged. Lost property. Requests return of hat via Royal Mail. Point out collection of hat can be made when job complete. May not be back onsite for three weeks. No hat for three weeks. Will come in Wednesday AM. Negotiation successful. Hat hostage key to resolution.
Note to complete securing of roof access. Wind earlier lifted cigarette butts. They fell to ground. Rain of cancer. Not good image for company. Contact locksmith. Book in for Tuesday AM
Akil infiltrating Olivia. Very friendly. Laughter. See flaw in earlier plan. Akil set to observe Olivia’s tea-making habits. Teabags and tea related equipment removed from kitchen and secured. Note to restore kitchen stocks tomorrow AM. Wait in anticipation for Akil’s report. Hoping for progress on Contraband Fork investigation.
Receive hoards of emails regarding missing tea and tea making equipment. Receive 30 percent less emails regarding coffee and coffee related equipment. Suggests tea favourable beverage of office. Note to decrease coffee supply order by 30 percent. Note to increase tea supply order accordingly. Note to audit sugar and sweetener.
That is all…
Note to complete securing of roof access. Wind earlier lifted cigarette butts. They fell to ground. Rain of cancer. Not good image for company. Contact locksmith. Book in for Tuesday AM
Akil infiltrating Olivia. Very friendly. Laughter. See flaw in earlier plan. Akil set to observe Olivia’s tea-making habits. Teabags and tea related equipment removed from kitchen and secured. Note to restore kitchen stocks tomorrow AM. Wait in anticipation for Akil’s report. Hoping for progress on Contraband Fork investigation.
Receive hoards of emails regarding missing tea and tea making equipment. Receive 30 percent less emails regarding coffee and coffee related equipment. Suggests tea favourable beverage of office. Note to decrease coffee supply order by 30 percent. Note to increase tea supply order accordingly. Note to audit sugar and sweetener.
That is all…
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