Head banging. Stomach churning. Contraband Eggnog taste still in mouth. Office deserted all day. Complete disaster zone. Discover female underwear in three separate locations. Discovered male sock on Christmas tree. Kitchen Cam removed from wall. Destroyed.
Contact cleaning company to commence clean up operation. Man in the scarf laughs down phone. Inappropriate response from service provider. Note to review contract in new year.
Survey office for damage. Kitchen Cam only true casualty. Additional mess manageable. Begin checklist and plan for cleaners.
Discover inappropriate graffiti in client toilet. Send out immediate allstaffer regarding size and nature of drawing. Looks like it had been traced. Suspect perpetrator still has black outline on self. Contemplate ID parade. Impractical. Depleted workforce in attendance.
Note to write strongly worded letter to Karaoke company. Note to quote appropriate sections of Health and Safety legislation relating to electrical goods.
Note to call Julia the Junior in for immediate disciplinary.
Note to follow up discussion with MD relating to payrise.
Note to apologise to Olivia…
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Friday
Christmas Party Week - Day 5 Aftermath
Woke up 4am. Boardroom Sofa. Comfortable. Three seater in charcoal. 30% terylene, 40% viscose, 30% acrylic, solid wood frame, stainless steel legs. Amazing quality. Ergonomically sound. Head hurts. Vision hazy. Memory shot. Wake up clutching Olivia’s shoe. Confused.
That is all…
That is all…
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