Solenoid Electromagnetic Bolt Locking System

Engineer onsite. Burly. Blocked nose. Sniff. Sniff. Doesn’t need help. Show him doors. Leave him to it.

Receive email form Managing Director’s PA. Office Move meeting moved to Thursday PM due to diary clash. Respond accordingly.

Still no response RE my event.

Contact maintenance company to book roofing expert to attend. None available for three months. Hang up. Research original company to install single ply roof. Building new build. Roof still within warranty. Contact company. Speak to roofer. Shouts down phone. Possibly deaf. Book consultation. Attending Friday AM. Check weather forecast. Dry until Thursday PM. Possible problem. Downpour would highlight flooded area. Necessary evil.

Receive emails regarding Table Spoon Policy. As predicted not popular. Refute claims of childish behaviour.

Receive response from the Man in the Scarf. Requests meeting. Counter with cleaners to improve then meeting. No response.

Send immediate email to Olivia regarding suspicious lack of sign-in and sign-out of forks. Possible explanation requested. She’ll get back to me. Smiley face. I smile.

Solenoid Electromagnetic Bolt Locking System replaced. Complete tests. Functioning within parameters. Engineer sniffs off.

That is all…

Plan for event

Begin list of possible staff events to organise. Group pottery class. Karaoke. Pancake night. Cross out karaoke. Office not ready for “Oh Carol.” Foosball tournament. Poker tournament. Cocktail lessons. Pole dancing lessons. Massage and pampering. Wine tasting. Ping Pong lessons/tournament. Real ale tasting. Hairdressing lessons. Life drawing class. Burlesque life drawing class. Burlesque dancing class. Salsa night. Cheese and Wine night.

Review list. Narrow down two possibles.

Burlesque life drawing. Pancake night.

Note to draw up pros and cons to each. Note to get cost for each. Note to get Olivia to assist with organisation.

That is all…