Decision time

End of week long paperclip trial!

Underwhelming lack of response RE Paperclip Debate. Even worse than Paper Towel comparison last October. Still, there have been no complaints or a negative response following introduction of Silver Sheen 32mm large lipped paperclip, I can move forward with a decision.

Congratulations, we are now a proud Silver Sheen 32mm environment. One paperclip salesman will get his bonus this year.

Deservedly so.

Great product.

That is all...

Battle of s**ts

Toilet blocked. Bleach and plunger armed and ready. It’s big and brown but I won’t back down. The mantra repeats in my head. It has to or I’d be sick. I taste sick anyway. It’s brief, like clubbing a brown seal. I am King of this castle. I may abdicate.

Still no response RE Paperclip debate – the keen stationery user is wise not to show his or her hand too soon. The battle continues!

That is all...

And so it begins

The 32mm Large Lipped paperclip is far superior to its thinner lipped cousin. It maintains fifty-two percent more grabbage based on the average A4 80gsm page. I know this because it’s my job to know this. If I didn’t know this I’d be ordering any old kind of paperclip, grabbage would not be achieved, pages would fall and chaos would ensue. It’s important.

I have been trialing the Silver Sheen 32mm Large Lipped paperclip to add a little variety to the office. If successful it will replace the Silver Mat 32mm Large Lipped model that I have been using. It could go either way. The excitement of two titans of page grabbage going head to head is truly electric. Who will win? I’ll let the public decide. After all it is they that will benefit, it’s them on the front line, it’s them that need the grabbage.

I send out an allstaffer with a brief survey to complete in order to ascertain thoughts and opinions on the two rivals. My breath is truly baited.

That is all...