Electronic front door malfunction. Investigate. Key locking function in tact. Fuse board in tact. Beyond personal remit. Contact installation company. Solenoid Electromagnetic Bolt Locking System guaranteed for five years. Within warranty. Request engineer visit. Three weeks call time. Express disgust at three week response time. Express importance of company. Company request additional payment for immediate call out. Weigh up options of immediate call out and necessity for security guard for three weeks. Agree to immediate call out fee. Begrudgingly. Engineer scheduled for tomorrow PM. Contemplate security guard option for one day. Decide on personal presence overnight. Make request to finance for petty cash to obtain essentials. Submit relevant purchase order number. Evening meal. Blanket. Slippers. Request confirmed. Request approved. Select slippers. Email Olivia to make relevant purchases.
Receive email form Managing Director’s PA. Office Move meeting moved to Tuesday PM due to diary clash. Respond accordingly.
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