Bikes removed. Placed outside. Locked together. Secure. Place notice on each bicycle seat detailing reasons. Bikes will be confiscated overnight. Send allstaffer about bikes.
Wait.
Nothing.
Pub night. No cycling. No invite.
Again.
That is all...
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- The Office Manager
- It is my responsibility, duty and honour to run a tight ship, keep people in line, keep them healthy and safe. My office is my world and my world is an ordered one.
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- Recycling Policy
- Fridge Policy
- Health and Safety Digest
- The return to work
- Assessment and Goodbye
- First Aid Course – Final Lesson
- First Aid Course – First Aid. At Last
- First Aid Course – Day 2
- First Aid Course – Getting to know you
- First Aid Course – Day 1
- Handover meeting
- Handover Notes
- Dishwasher Disaster
- Come and get it…in moderation
- Clamping down
- This is not a Halfords showroom!!!
- New battle
- Sign here
- Go away!
- Learn RESPECT through REVENGE
- NO RESPECT!!!!
- Decision time
- Leave me alone
- Here again
- Meeting of Minds
- They’ve been set-up
- Stand by your beds…well, worskstations!
- Silence
- Battle of s**ts
- And so it begins
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